ATTENTION: IMPORTANT RECALL
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make, model, or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component, called the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed, 'Subsequential Internal Non-morality,' or more commonly known as S-I-N, as it is primarily symptomized by loss of moral judgment. Some symptoms include:
(a) Loss of direction
(b) Foul vocal emissions
(c) Amnesia of origin
(d) Lack of peace and joy
(e) Selfish, or violent, behavior
(f) Depression or confusion in the mental component
The Manufacturer, Who is neither liable or at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge, to correct this SIN defect, at numerous locations throughout the world. The number to call for the recall station in your area is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction voids Manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
For free emergency service, kneel and call on the name of "J-E-S-U-S" for prompt assistance at any location worldwide.
While the recall notice above is creative and somewhat humorous it still teaches a valuable lesson. As Christians we are all still humans. We may be the people of God but we still sin (Romans 3:23). Just like people in the world we have made mistakes and are in need of forgiveness. When that happens stop immediately and ask God for help.
Have a great week!!!